Sunday, April 20, 2008

Singlish (Singapore English)

1. Where is the nearest McDonut? (Hindi po kalaban ng Dunkin Donuts, burgers po!)
2. How much? It's 1 teti. (Hindi po bastos yan, 1 dollar and thirty cents lang.)
3. Do you want to eat pinuputa? (Hindi po yan ung babaeng for hire...pineapple tart)
4. Kapa (paradahan ng sasakyan...carpark)
5. tex auditor (buwis po ang inoodit ko, hindi na po ako nagtetex.)
6. Cali (hind po beer yan, ito ung sauce na maanghang...ex Chicken Curry)
7. Popeye (Bye bye)
8. Do you have kets? (wala po akong leprosy...cats wala rin)
9. lemong (lemon)
10. Eng (Ng)

2 comments:

chroneicon said...

pasalubong naman ng pinuputa pare. LOL!!!

ken said...

pare, sayang nga e...sana marami akong inorder...masarap daw e.